-Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
are belong to you

-One morning I was driving and I saw a car up ahead where someone had made a home-made patriotic rear-window design of big letters spelling out "USA" in what appeared to be masking tape.

For a minute I seriously thought it said "USB", and I thought, "Oh yeah. USB ports are awesome."

[triumph] Saddam is a great leader, for me to Poop on![/triumph]

Taco Bell, Taco Bell! Product Placement with Taco Bell! Enchirito, macho burrito!

Santa: "We'll see who has the last ho"

"Sabado Gigante will be my porn star name"

If you break it, feel free to keep both pieces.
- GCube Manual

--How can we pay for all of this??
--Selling pot.........holders........made of hemp

Put that thing back from where it came so help me!

"Heres what I don't understand-- couldn't Enron have figured out a way to ruin the lives of, oh, say, the Taliban -- instead of their own American employees?
Is the Taliban obsessed with ruining American lives, or is Enron? Who am I supposed to want to bomb?"

-- YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH IT, GUITIERREZ!!!!
-- G- Get away with what? I haven't said anything yet
-- You're right. Sorry. I jumped the gun. My fault.
-- I plan on eliminating both of you
-- YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH IT, GUITIERREZ!!!!


"oh, wait, no, what I meant to say was....uh.....I'm innocent I tell you, INNOCENT!"
-  Read @ Anandtech Forum

"Viva la Crotcha!"
-  My Brother


Product76:I am looking for some super bright leds, but I cannot find a decent online retailer from them. Yahoo! shopping bogs me down with billions of phone accessories, but I do not know where to find just straight up leds that I can buy.

Any help?
THanks.
andorphin: http://www.superbrightleds.com?
Product 76: Well I'll be

My dot-com was better than your dot-com!

"Women are incomplete until married...then they are FINISHED!"

sbeth76: Who gotsa a bed or futon for me? I'm tired of salesmen. C'mon, you know you want to sell it. scarletorb: i have a twin size matress i don't need and would sell...but no bed sorry sbeth76: that'd be cool but I need something bigger so as I can get laid.

If we're going to support a brutal dictator, its only fair that we arm him and train his military first, just in case he becomes an enemy in the future.
- jjsole

Republican mantra - "Everything Clinton did was horrid, unless we did it too, then it's all good."

"I’m the commander -- see, I don't need to explain -- I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being the president. Maybe somebody needs to explain to me why they say something, but I don't feel like I owe anybody an explanation."
-- Washington, D.C., Sep. 2001

"The only ethical principle which has made science possible is that the truth shall be told all the time. If we do not penalise false statements made in error, we open up the way . . . for false statements by intention. And of course a false statement of fact, made deliberately, is the most serious crime a scientist can commit."
CP Snow, The Search
Revised Edition, 1959