My old CollegeClub account occasionally results in IMs from a mixed bag of people. Some are of a sane-mind and others, well, aren't. (An Aside: One girl called me from Canada to have phone sex - which I completely faked. Long story.) If it weren't for the 1 or 2 friends I made through the site, I'd delete the account for good. Now heres one of the more... interesting conversations: (screenname slightly changed)

littlepandora: hello
msnguy: heya
littlepandora: how are you?
msnguy: doing good. mm.... do I know you?
msnguy: Shingo? (my old roommate)
littlepandora: nope
littlepandora: just a lonely girl looking for a handsome guy
littlepandora: i saw you on some college website
msnguy: oh, college club?
littlepandora: yes
littlepandora: what are you up to this evening?
littlepandora: i love that icon... is that you?
msnguy: nothing much. going nuts over finals. yeah, thats me
msnguy: how are you doing?
littlepandora: funny you should ask... i'm working on my last COBOL assignment
msnguy: CGS3403?
littlepandora: no i go to UM
littlepandora: Michigan*
msnguy: oooh, I'm taking COBOL too. thats why I asked
littlepandora: really? i bet you're smart
littlepandora: how are you doing in that class?
msnguy: I dunno why you'd think that. I mean, you're in the class too
msnguy: gonna get an A. Wasn't bad at all
littlepandora: you just seem so handsome and intelligent
littlepandora: see, i was right
littlepandora: i'm actually an art major so the class is difficult for me
msnguy: ah, thats cool. Any area of focus?
littlepandora: i like to paint attractive black men naked
littlepandora: want to see a pic?
msnguy: ah.... umm.... do you know a guy with the nick sanjistical? (See earlier chat transcripts)
msnguy: sure
littlepandora: say what
msnguy: theres some guy who pretends to be a million people and ends up insulting me for no good reason
littlepandora: try connecting with me
msnguy wants to directly connect.
littlepandora is now directly connected.
littlepandora: <image>
littlepandora: i have no idea what you're talking abourt
littlepandora: about*
msnguy: sorry. I've always been cautious of new people since meeting him
littlepandora: i understand
littlepandora: do you have any pics?
msnguy: yeah
msnguy: hold on
msnguy: <image>
littlepandora: i like the pink curtains ;-)
msnguy: not my choice. believe me
littlepandora: how big is yours?
littlepandora: (asking for artistic reasons of course)
msnguy: mmm hmmm. For me to know & you to find out. Have a profile up on collegeclub?
littlepandora: no i don't... i was on a friend's computer
littlepandora: well, keep your mystery then
littlepandora: i ordinarily don't contact people like this, but you would be a perfect model for me
littlepandora: i like for the legs to be spread open, is that ok?
msnguy: ya know, I think you're that guy [Sanjistical]
msnguy: no offense
littlepandora: i assure i am VERY female
msnguy: As much as I love dialogue with a female, this usually isn't the way I begin them
msnguy: so, I'll have to decline that offer
littlepandora: ok... well what would you like to talk about?
littlepandora: just understand that i deal with sexual content every day for my major... i suppose i am more comfortable with it than most people
msnguy: describe yourself a bit. All you've told me is that you're an art major
littlepandora: well, you've seen my pic
littlepandora: i'm 21
msnguy: I understand that but asking random people to strip down is quite forward
littlepandora: (--insert waay too much info about her family--)
littlepandora: they have always been open with me... i think you're attractive and i'm sorry that i came across too strong
msnguy: thanks for the complement but photographers and artists like yourself aren't gonna get anything from me
littlepandora: well, if you don't mind me asking, have you had much experience sexually?
msnguy: I'd rather not say. I'd rather know someone for a few months over a few minutes before giving details like that
littlepandora: i see
littlepandora: well, i am an open book. you may ask me anything.
msnguy: a name would be nice
littlepandora: Kaylin
msnguy: m'name's Jesse. Nice to meet you
littlepandora: likewise :-)
littlepandora: so how about your family?
msnguy: hmm? what about them?
littlepandora: i told you about mine
littlepandora: just trying to get to know you
msnguy: alrighty....
msnguy: (--insert superficial talk of my family *rolls eyes*--)
littlepandora: wow
msnguy: Hey Kaylin, I hate to be rude but this conversations making me a bit unconfortable. You're just a bit too upfront for my tastes
littlepandora: oh, sorry
littlepandora: what would you rather talk about?
msnguy: I'd rather cut the conversation short. I'm sorry.
littlepandora: :-(
msnguy: You're a nice person but I'd rather not talk with you
littlepandora: why?
msnguy: tooo too too too upfront Kaylin
littlepandora: okay
littlepandora: we can talk about non-upfront things
msnguy: I'm sorry. Have a good night. And good luck with your artwork. I'll hope to hear your name in the museums one day
littlepandora: alright, have a good night
littlepandora direct connection is closed.